Frequently Asked Questions

Why buy from us?

  1. We will never, ever….ever share your personal information with anybody…period!
  2. Our products are NOT steroids. They are engineered similarly without the illegal/harmful ingredients.  So if you are looking for anabolic steroids, this site unfortunately will not help you in any way.  Also while we’re on the topic of steroids, our products will not show up on any sort of drug testing because again, our products don’t contain any illegal ingredients.
  3. If you’re looking for more extreme results than you might obtain with protein powder or creatine, we may be able to help you achieve just that.
  4. We are not a super large organization, so that means we can answer your questions and help you as quickly and as best as we can.
  5. If you like what you see so far and are wondering what might be some good starter products to try, we’d like to recommend Muscle Attack (for mass gains and cutting).

Why do you have so few products on your site?

Nothing is more annoying than going to a restaurant and being bombarded with a menu that is 50 pages long. Our favorite places to eat are those restaurants that offer 1 or 2 things. At Crazy Muscle, we like to keep things simple and by being extremely picky with the products we make available on our site, you can be assured that these are products that have stood the test of time and have fan favorites. If a product isn't worth keeping on our site, we are quick to yank them.  If there is a product that you love, but isn't on our site, please contact us and let us know what you'd like us to make available.

How much do you charge for shipping?

Our products are shipped through USPS Priority Mail and that includes delivery confirmation. Domestic orders (within the United States) shipments generally arrive in 4-6 days and have a flat shipping rate of $2.  International orders (outside the United States) arrive anywhere from 5 - 20 days as it has to clear through customs and start at $10. Shipping internationally is based on weight, but 90% of our orders are $10 for Canada and $15 for all other countries.

Are any of your products liver or kidney toxic?

No, our products are not steroids and the ingredients are non-toxic.  However, if you over use them and don't drink plenty of water, I'm sure you could run into some complications. 

Will your products show up on a drug test?

That depends on what ingredient they are testing for. Muscle Attack contains DHEA, which is the most commonly tested ingredient for competitive sports.

Are your products okay for females to use?

Our cutting products (CLA) are all safe for females for cutting. Our bulking products are not designed for females. While they are safe to consume, they may result in an increased level of testosterone in female users. 

I workout and diet regularly, but still have a lot of excessive fat around my midsection, any recommendations?

The perfect product for this is Muscle Attack. Testosterone has been shown to increase lean muscle mass and reduce fat, particularly around the midsection. You'll want to keep your testosterone levels high as possible using natural means. Muscle Attack is great in that it maximizes your body's testosterone synthesis. Each ingredient stimulates testosterone level increase through a different pathway. When all these pathways are activated at once, the result is synergistic. That means that all the ingredients working together create a more powerful effect than the sum of each one individually. You should be on for two months, then give a month off to allow your body to readjust.  

In addition to taking Muscle Attack, you should utilize high intensity interval training (HIIT). HIIT is the only form of exercise found to specifically target midsection fat. Exercise with high intensity for anywhere from 20 seconds to a minute. Then take a break for 10-30 seconds. Then repeat the process eight times. Keep this up and you'll feel it for sure!

Do I need a PCT (Post Cycle Treatment) with your products?

While our products are not nearly as harmful on the internal organs as are anabolic steroids, you will not be needing PCT.  However, we like to encourage milk thistle for your liver as a precaution, which you can get at most drug stores. Muscle Attack is great to follow up any of our products because it has several powerful ingredients, including Tribulus and Chrysin that stimulate LH production and block estrogen. 

If your products are not steroids, what exactly are they?

Our products are bodybuilding supplements. Our customers report back that they're very pleased with their results, although they are not as extreme as anabolic steroids.

Do you offer a money-back guarantee?

No. We had offered them in the past, but found that many people abused the system, meaning they would order products with the sole intention of using them and returning them for a refund, regardless of the results they had experienced.

Is consuming alcohol okay while taking your products?

Casual drinking is fine, but pounding the drinks is something I would never recommend.  

What kind of results will I get from using your products?

Using the products on this site, you can achieve great results. Of course, the results that you see will vary depending on your diet and the amount of work that you put in to your workouts. If you use our products, eat greasy chips, drink soda pop, and are lazy with your workouts, you are probably not going to get good results. If you eat right and work hard, you are going to get results. Plain and simple.

What product will get me big fast?

If you are looking to pack on some muscle mass quickly, I would recommend either the Advanced Bulking Stack, Creatine, Muscle Attack, Test-1 Boost, and Glutamine.

Why would I want to buy your products when I could buy anabolic steroids?

First and foremost, the products that we sell are legal. They are also much, much, much safer than Anabolic Steroids and do not cause negative side effects. Also, with the economy the way it is, they are quite cheaper than Anabolic Steroids.

Are your products as effective as anabolic steroids?

No way Jose. Anabolic Steroids will give you far better results than any legal product that you can purchase. I would be very skeptical of any website that stated that their products were as effective or better than anabolic steroids. Remember though, nothing comes free.  Use of anabolic steroids will catch up with you and cost you dearly later on. 

Do you sell anabolic steroids?

We do not sell nor use Anabolic Steroids.  None of our products are illegal by any means. Any and all information regarding Anabolic steroids on this site is for informational purposes only.